And the really great news is that I have managed to borrow another film for the iPad - A Shark in Venice. It is without a doubt the crappest effort I have ever seen. Utter drivel with appalling special effects (in fact they are so bad they should perhaps just be called 'effects') - and then the cast are so totally serious and bigging themselves up in the 'making of section' that it's cringeworthy. It features one of the illustrious Baldwin brothers - but unfortunately it's Stephen Baldwin. It's the biggest laugh EVER so if you come across it you've got to watch it.